Monday, December 25, 2006

Some Troubling News

Before I get into what I think is sweet I have some troubling news. A recent google search with my first and last name has this blog as the first website listed. That is not good. Whilst I am still in the middle of applying to medical schools or other graduate school programs I can't necessarily trust that admissions committee members have the same sense of humor as me (or you for that matter). I've always tried to keep things appropriate but when I tested this theory on my father it took him no longer than "Malice and Pusha T's Lyrical Prominence" to advice strongly in favor of shutting down the blog. He also didn't find Usher's abortion terribly useful either.

So I know what you're thinking - Shut down the blog??? Is he crazy?? What a sell-out!!
Settle down. First let me reassure you that I am indeed a sell-out, but I will not be shutting down the blog. What may be necessary however is an alias or a changing of the blog's web address. This annoys me but hopefully it will be only temporary.

In the meantime, any of you who use google to find this blog are bad people. I'm not necessarily blaming you readers that I know of, because I think most of this may have stemmed from stalkers who read on facebook that I have started a blog but did not ask me for the link directly. But I could just be paranoid. In summary, the stalkers and any of you non-bookmarkers out there are killing my future.


As for actual substance, there will be none for now, maybe some later tonight if I want to. But only if I want to.

2 comments:

Jim said...

Donàt even think about it. Also, notice that °donàt° is spelled incorrectly. Also, note that my attempt at quotation marks failed. This is because computers in Italy are stupid. I donàt like them.

Anonymous said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....THE WIFEY SPEAKS-im drunk in belize and currently on wireless listening to obnoxiously loud young jeezy out by the pool-and i would protest your shutting down the blog for reasons i will not declare, but considering i pulled the exact same move with my facebook account earlier this year for my job search i shake my head and agree strongly...its absurd that they stoop to google, facebook, etc to check on applicants/employees-i hate the internet