New Section and My In General Hypocrisy

I've got a real treat for all of you two readers out there. I've added a new section.

My Picks(I'll attempt to never justify these by the way)
Over 36 Broncos/Raiders
Cardinals +10.5 vs Bears
Ravens -3 vs Panthers

As you can see the NFL isn't really my thing, NCAA is slightly more my specialty
Iowa -19.5 at Indiana
Florida -2 at Auburn
Louisville -25 vs Cincinnati
Miami -26 vs Fla Intl

More important than those shots in the dark is why the new section?
The Following I feel is sweet...

Cleaning up my life. As you may have heard me say numerous times, I'm trying to clean up my life. This entails drinking less, gambling less, and watching less sports**.
With this new free time I can do things like actually ask a girl out (see Barking section) and stop embarrassing the family name. How am I doing you ask? Well I haven't cut down on drinking per sae and although I have completely stopped gambling on Sportsbook I am leaving with my friends in three hours to Atlantic City. I haven't seen that girl yet I'm planning on asking out but I'm sure when I do, I won't. You see, we haven't exactly "spoken" to eachother. As Coldplay says, nobody said it was easy. I'm sorry I quoted Coldplay.

**Cardinals, Rams, Mizzou, Terps and Blues don't count. And keeping up with the Browns, Cavs, Zona and UConn because I'm a good friend doesn't count either.

Death Cab for Cutie. So far I have yet to download a bad song. I just recently acquired "Different Names for the Same Thing," and "You Will Be Loved," and both hit the spottie ottie dopalicious. I will admit that I have a tendency to obsess about songs that appeal to me, so I'll just leave you with that.

All SportsCenter Commercials. Seriously all of them. I challenge somebody to find one that isn't hilarious. I present to you the full version of the newest gem and an absolute personal favorite. And anybody who has ever heard me say, "never heard of him," I stole it from this.

Wow. The SportsCenter commercial search has shockingly led me into what
I feel is lame...

Youtube's Lack of SportsCenter Commercials. I couldn't find any of the LeBron James commercials, the Kenny Mayne home run calls, or the Dwayne Wade one either. I'm actually quite furious about this. Up until this point I had been YouTube's biggest fan. I am stunned. Granted I couldn't find those commercials on google either, but still. *If anybody finds the Kenny Mayne home run calls commercial, please link it on my comments section. (The one where he's trying different calls, "Its never iffy, if its griffey." "The simplicity of the game amuses him" et al.

My Posting This Section Literally an Hour Late. I was - swear on Belliard's life - going to type as my next section title, "People talking about the Rams." Then when I went to Espn.com to search for the commercials I couldn't find, Bill Simmons had an article essentially saying the exact same thing. Adam can back me up on this. After Chris Berman on Monday Night said, "nobody's talking about the Rams, who are 4-1" I immediately said, please don't, I want them to continue under the radar. Now, after a youtube let-down no less, I see Simmons has beaten me to it. I'm visibly distressed. You know what, this is going under

I'm Not Ready To Talk About

My late posting, The idea of losing money at AC (in t-minus 2 hours).

ps - After proof reading I've realized I hate all of my picks. This section could easily be short-lived.