30 and Counting...

Well its half an hour before game time and I decided to try and update before the game actually started because if the Cards start losing I would have smashed my computer.

I've also decided to take Jim's advice. The following I feel is sweet...

Barking at good looking girls. Now I know this sounds ridiculous but what is the other alternative? Talking to them? Come on. Two girls at Tombs this past weekend were staring at John and I and when we asked them if they wanted to dance they said, "we don't know you." So that's true, they didn't know us, but that's what happens when you talk to good looking girls. I'm not saying I bark obnoxiously, but I wouldn't say its under my breath either. I just let my instincts take over because I needed something with more class than whistling.

Barking actually works well because it can vary. If you see a girl that you think is hot but are not sure, you can kind of sniff in her direction and wait till you get a better look. Or, if that same girl turned out to be butt, you can whimper and turn away. The system is near perfect, actually barking at women is the only flaw.

Songs that hit the spot. We all have those songs that hit the spot, the ones that get your head bobbing or really hit you and get you to rock out/have a moment. I'll throw some examples at you from different genres to better show what I mean.
Death Cab, "The Sound of Settling"
Death Cab, "Soul Meets Body" - if you're not rocking out after the 2:07 mark something may be wrong with you
Blues Traveler, "The Mountains Win Again" - 2:28 to 3:32 is a particularly great spot
Interpol, "Untitled"
Interpol, "NYC"
Nick Lachey, "Whats Left of Me"
Brad Paisley, "Mud on the Tires"
Young Dro feat TI, "My Girl" - the intro may be perfect for what the song is about
and last but not least Puff Daddy's "It's All About the Benjamins" - verse five

*the game started - my mood is now out of my hands, eckstein had a nice AB, Duncan struck out, the franchise is up, Peavy's pitches are doing the 23 skidoo

YouTube/Horrific Injuries. This was tough because [Pujols just struck out, f*&^ me] a comment my friend Nick made to me has been in my head. I was watching one of my favorite horrific leg injuries [Dave Roberts just got on] and Nick interrupted my hysterical laugher with, "you know, you're destined for a horrific sports injury laughing like that." [carpenter just got robbed on 0-2, I'm furious, that was a strike, this is ridiculous] Well if that's true then I'll never watch another video again because this arm break is particularly terrible (make sure your sound is up). I only included what I consider the worst leg and arm injuries. If you haven't clicked on those links yet I would actually [Molina has such a cannon, Giles didn't leave the box and got doubled up, nice] suggest that you not. You have to admit though [that wasn't even close, carpenter looks nice] that when the kick boxer tries to put weight back on his leg that he just folded over his opponents shin, that that is freaking hilarious.

So what has been bothering me lately? The following I feel is lame...
[Edmonds first pitch swinging/out, great job Jimmy]

Aim's Triton. The interface is whack and the lack of separate windows for conversing is disastrous. I have accidentally written something inappropriate on the wrong tab because I forgot to change several times - this didn't happen with separate windows. Plus now I have to involve the mouse whereas before I could just alt-tab. [Rolen, out, no surprise] [I just lined out, whatev]

Milk Expiring. If it weren't for milk [Piazza looked dumb, nice work carpenter] I wouldn't have to go to the supermarket every week. Cereal is so integral to my mornings [Belliard's got Branyan's liner... oh my god, Peavy has a blister says the announcers, this could be amazing, quick work for carpenter, I likes] that I can't really just phase out milk. Plus why does it have to get so disgusting when its expired. The smell is unnecessary. [Belliard single, I love him so much, Adam knows this]

I'm not ready to talk about...
The Fray, My car

Well I hope you enjoyed, I'm going to watch the rest of the game and depending on how things go, I could be updating sooner than later.