Fast forward two years and guess what you get. You get the senseless murder of an academically decorated Eve Carson and the police release this photo.
Hmmmm...
I think I've seen this before

- that was my first thought. Turns out I was right. After scouring the internet I found more potential suspects. They are pictured to the left.


<---- This one is the most promising.
You have to admit the resemblance is uncanny. And before you get upset and think I'm being inappropriate you should do a few things.
- Listen to Bob Dylan's Hurricane
- Recall that photos released of "suspects" are just that. Team of Destiny anyone?
- Sign onto Facebook and check out all the racist, bigoted comments "seemingly" outraged students have written in UNC-murder group. Wow.
- Consider that there have been 50 brown bear related deaths recorded from 1900 to 2003... meaning that alot of brown bears are getting away with murder.
- If this guy ends up being innocent, wonder whether or not thousands of Duke lawyers will back him and eventually he will counter sue for millions of dollars due to defamation. Well maybe not Duke lawyers because of the whole rivalry thing, but UNC lawyers for sure.
- Recall possibly the greatest line ever used to declare your own innocence, "You've all been told some fantastic lies." Those dukies sure are smart.
6 comments:
Eebs just informed me that the CNN headline reads, "One man caught, the other being hunted in UNC murder case"
so maybe they are on the right track after all
glad i could help
i wish you did some research before posting your ridiculous liberal double-talk. that picture was taken from an ATM that was using her card. the more you know.
goddamnt jon i knew that
if dirty wants his money...
since she died from gunshot wounds, it would seem as though bears has learned to use firearms, thus rendering them unstoppable killing machines. god help us all.
in all seriousness, what a horrible tragedy.
has = have. damn.
colbert was right.
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