Still Waiting For Opening Night

Much like John Mayer, I'm still waiting for Opening Night. That was a pretty elaborate spring training game wasn't it? The following is sweet...

Adam Kennedy. I think he'll fit in well.

Yadier Molina. I don't think I can dislike him ever.


The following is lame...

Records for one game. 26 of the possible 27 recordable outs were double plays.

So Taguchi. What can I say about his outfield play that hasn't been said about Paris Hilton - shocking and out of position along a padded wall.

Jose Oquendo. I'm glad I got a stunning camera angle by Espn to see Beltran play catch with LaDuca. Let's see, what else about that decision to send Eckstein... What was the score of that game at the time. I can't remember? I wonder who was due up after Preston Wilson? Probably somebody not that good.

On the subject of Preston Wilson. He sure looks like he's made adjustments over spring? 2 emphatic strike-outs, one double play, and a really smooth, non-violent, controlled swing. Oh wait, everything but his swing.

LaRussa. Has there ever been more awkward silence when John whatever his name is started explaining the DUI. Omg. Don't worry though, Tony's normal interview demeanor won't be joked about as one of questionable sobriety - who would think that?


Don't worry, we'll have all these things figured out before Opening Day, Tuesday, April 3rd. I can't wait.

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